?CG: THESE PSYCHO GIRLS HAVE ALREADY GOTTEN EACH OF YOU KILLED AT LEAST ONCE TO MY KNOWLEDGE. ?CG: THEY'RE DANGEROUS, AND YOU'RE JUST BLUNDERING RIGHT INTO THEIR HYPERCOMPETITIVE MINDFUCK MURDER-THICKET. Isn't that terrible? I know what I know about her and still feel that way? Yeah. vriska's cool, i'll talk to her all i want! ?CG: JOHN, DON'T THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE HOW MANY E'S YOU JUST TYPED THERE. > Ah! So the answer is clearly 'no.' And he's twisted up over it.
?CG: ALSO GUESS WHOSE BUSINESS THAT STILL ISN'T, FUCKING YOURS, THAT'S RIGHT. ?CG: GUESS WHAT THIS CONVERSATION IS ABOUT! NOT THAT PARTICULAR TOPIC.
What did I type? I meant to type jealous.ĬEB: karkat, is terezi really your girlfriend? Dave is going along with it, mind, but Terezi is the instigator, which is probably why Karkat is so jealous. And really, I don't think it's Dave hitting on Terezi so much as the other way around. He has refused Karkat on general principles of Karkat coming at it in the douchiest manner possible. ?CG: STOP HITTING ON TEREZI IMMEDIATELY, IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING TO WATCH.ĬEB: haha, dave you're hitting on terezi? really?ĬTG: but whatever he thinks im doing im not going to stopĬTG: the guys jealous obviously he thinks his girlfriend has a thing for me and you know what hes probably rightĬTG: but what else is new just another lady from outer space mackin on me whatever chance she gets ?CG: AND TAKE THIS SIMPLE BIT OF HATEFRIENDLY ADVICE: ?CG: SO DAVE, TRY TO KEEP ALL THOSE SICK FIRES CHECKED AND THOSE STOIC LIPS PURSED FOR A GOD DAMNED SECOND You get more with mind honey than you do, etc. > Yeah, see, Karkat, this is why nobody likes you. ?CG: THIS IS AN IMPORTANT CONVERSATION WHICH I BELIEVE NEEDS TO TAKE PLACE HERE AND NOW, SO YOU WILL BOTH SHAPE YOUR SHIT UP AND PERHAPS BEGIN TO APPROXIMATE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T EXCRUCIATINGLY RETARDED. ?CG: IT IS NOT ABOUT WHICH ONE OF US WILL MOST DECISIVELY ESCORT THE OTHERS "TO SCHOOL", WHERE THEY WILL RECEIVE A VAST HELPING OF "OH SNAP" RAMMED DOWN THEIR INSATIABLE IGNORANCE SHAFTS. ?CG: THIS MEMO IS NOT ABOUT WHICH GUY CAN MANAGE TO BE THE HEFTIEST SACK OF SHAME GLOBES TO ONE ANOTHER. ?CG: NOW THAT THE PLEASANTRIES ARE OUT OF THE WAY, THERE IS IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO DISCUSS. Join me and Karkat and John and Dave in the Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory. I'm glad none of the other trolls saw her making out with her screen.īut we ain't got time for that. Once they met pupil to pupil (x8) it was all over. Vriska: Watch street tough maverick with nothing to loseĪnd here I thought it was John Vriska was flushed for. And then I will m8ke them p8y.ĮB: i mean, when you are not so busy and have less irons in the fire or whatever.ĮB: ok, i am starting this game now and saving jade, like a street tough maverick with nothing to lose. Keeps her on her lower fronds.ĪG: I will find out who told you. He heard it from Dave, I think, but I like that John is getting over on Vriska. Even simple on-line interaction (well, sort of) has to become a huge power trip for you, doesn't it?ĪG: Secondly, I am very pissed off that you figured out my name.ĮB: well, i didn't know it was your name for sure until you just told me now.ĮB: a true wise guy never reveals his tricks. We get to 8ug you any time we feel like, and you have to sit there and t8ke it like a chump. ectoBiologist began pestering arachnidsGrip -ĪG: First of all, who told you you could just hassle me without warning like this? That's not how this works!ĮB: why not? you guys do it all the time.ĪG: Yes, 8ecause we are trolling you! Those are the rules.
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